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If you are a student or colleague who has stumbled upon this version of myself, I am so so sorry.

Anonymous said: What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?

porn4smartgirls:

This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.

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Years ago, when Sentimental Lady was on Harold Night, there was a night where Robin Williams came by the theater and asked if there were any improv shows he could sit in on. He didn’t ask in an entitled way. He apologized for asking, seemed to think that the answer would be…

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darnhomosexuals:

Adult Themes

You forgot: Unsolicited Thyroid Diagnosis

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I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

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Game of Thrones cast - TV Guide Magazine Yacht - San Diego Comic-Con 2014 

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The Belchers as Guardians of the Galaxy!

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The Belchers as Guardians of the Galaxy!

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