Digital lizard brain. Consider all posts the emergent manifestation of dutiful procrastination.

hannahblumenreich:

other people make comics like, “this one time [truamatic event]” and i’m like, “once i tried to pee in a pool but i couldn’t.” 

anyway i made this for 2D cloud mini. the covers are here and also here

(via ktshy)

obscuruslupa:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

obscuruslupa:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

(via hipster-rawry)

micdotcom:

One man asked 655 Grindr users about Scottish independence — and the results are hilarious

Tumblr user machotrouts — who is himself in favor of independence — decided to ask 655 Grindr users their thoughts on Scotland’s big vote. Of those that responded, 114 said they weren’t in favor of breaking away from England, while 110 said they were. “So there you have it,” he writes. “When only decisive opinions are taken into account, Grindr votes NO to independence, with a 54-46% split.”

Some were keen to discuss … others not so much | Follow micdotcom

This is awesome because the results scale to the actual outcome.

(via nakael)

nakael:

shewantedwings:

witch-breed:

the best scene in the history of forever

iconic

Celeste, I finally found it.

(Source: harryll0yds)